wireless

Way,
way,
way up on the roof across the street is a tall, spindly legged man.
It is an exceptionally steep roof.
A ladder is balancing between the lower, 'take your life in your hands level' to the much higher 'I sure hope you have a will level.'
He has no visible means of support;
No safety equipment at all, unless you count his giant boots.
He does have his cell phone though.
And, he is wandering around, over peak and valley while staring at his phone.
He's holding it up in front of him as though looking for cell phone reception.
He is taking his wireless connection to a new and terrifying level.