Sunday, May 5, 2013

married sort of woman

I kicked my husband last night.
Well, not really.
I prefer to think that I just nudged him with my foot.
He snores.
I do too, but I am usually asleep then and don't notice.
I admit with some shame, that my husband never kicks me.
Last night I was driven to the edge.
We only have a queen size bed, so it wasn't far enough.
snore
SNORE
SNORE
SNORE
Nudge



Ahhhhhhh!
The soothing sound of silence.
No court of law would convict me.
Especially if the judge was a married sort of woman.

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